Good News: Kindergarten Classmate Who Conned You Out of Holographic Charizard Is Dead
The little shit you traded your prized Pokémon card to when you were six has […]
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Tag: Hard Drive
Nintendo Announces New Daily Fee to Keep Your Pokémon Alive – Hard Drive
Nintendo announced today that players will need to pay a new daily fee to keep […]
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LED on Vape Pen Used to Navigate Dark Basement – Hard Drive
Use a torch or something.? As of press time, the power came back on right […]
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Immortal Quest-Giving Man Perfectly Calm While Plane Is Going Down – Hard Drive
… Brahm the Wise only repeated the phrases ?Hello,? ?Can I help you?? and ?Glory […]
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Opinion: Pokémon Should Pay Their Trainer for the Right to Live in a Pokéball – Hard Drive
It's about time we address the elephant in the room: Pokémon simply have … The […]
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Struggling Item Shop Forced to Start Carrying Vape Shit – Hard Drive
As of press time, Item Shop announced it would also soon begin repairing damaged weapons […]
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10-Year Old Trainer Becomes Pokémon Master Simply by Having Six of Them – Hard Drive
A 10-year-old has collected all eight gym badges due to his controversial strategy of just […]
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Struggling Item Shop Forced to Start Carrying Vape Shit – Hard Drive
As of press time, Item Shop announced it would also soon begin repairing damaged weapons […]
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10-Year Old Trainer Becomes Pokémon Master Simply by Having Six of Them – Hard Drive
A 10-year-old has collected all eight gym badges due to his controversial strategy of just […]
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'Pokémon Legends: Arceus' Is Really About The Monsters That Don't Fit In Your Pocket: Humans
Here at Minus World, we love talking about Pokémon Legends: Arceus. At the time of […]
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New Pokémon Game Just Gonna Assume You Need an Hour or So of Text to Learn What a …
Pokémon Legends: Arceus figures you need a good hour or two of soundless text to […]
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Logan Paul Really Hoping Overpriced Box of Fake Pokémon Cards He Bought Isn't a … – Hard Drive
Logan Paul has been hoping that the overpriced box of fake Pokémon cards he bought […]
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Gamer Who Just Bought 'Pokémon Shining Pearl' Suddenly Really Concerned About Going …
Calvin Palmer has expressed increasing concern about leaving his apartment due to the Omicron variant […]
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DEAL ALERT: This Dumb Grieving Mother Is Selling Her Deceased Son's Pokémon Cards …
Local grieving mother and complete buffoon Liza Martinson has put her recently departed son's Pokémon […]
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Pokémon GO Player and Bird Watcher Silently Pity Each Other in Park – Hard Drive
Bird watcher Daniel Allen and avid Pokémon GO player Jonathan Meyer could be seen silently […]
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Nintendo Quietly Shelves 'Pokémon Blood Diamond' – Hard Drive
Nintendo and Game Freak came to the decision to shelve the forthcoming Pokémon: Blood Diamond […]
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Hundreds of Pokémon Species Go Extinct After Bill Accidentally Bricks PC – Hard Drive
Hundreds of species of Pokémon have suddenly gone extinct after local researcher Bill accidentally bricked […]
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Pokémon Isn't Shiny, Just Really Inbred – Hard Drive
A novice trainer mistook a horrifyingly deformed Pokémon for a rare, naturally occurring Shiny variant.View […]
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Modern-Day Robin Hood Uploads Pokémon Leaf Green to Torrent Website
A mysterious heroic figure not unlike Robin Hood, the legendary outlaw from English folklore, has […]
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Rare Pokémon Cartridge Surfaces Featuring Alternate Art
Avid eBay reseller Camden Porter discovered what he believes to be an extremely rare version […]
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